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Wednesday, December 5th, 2007
8. Judge Mathis
7. Work out, but not nearly as hard as you would if were busy
6. Illegally download movies in the morning, then watch them all in the evening5. Wake up early, eat, shower, sit down at your desk like you're about to do something important, get distracted and go ...
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Wednesday, October 10th, 2007
Well, today is Wednesday, aka humpday, aka nothing-good-on-tv-since-Lost-isn't-on-yet day. So, since Wednesday is such a foreboding, looming tower of nothingness that only serves as our halfway marker between fun, I've decided to add some value to an otherwise unceremonious day.
Every Wednesday, I'll rank something - whatever pops ...
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Saturday, August 18th, 2007
The community is crazy right now.
So, in lieu of recent events, I've decided to post what I feel is the "Top 10 Most Overused Phrases of Full Time Workers."
10. "...so when you go fulltime..."
9. "Tell me stories!"
8. "luvmecuzim______"
7. "I'll talk to him..."
6. ...
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